Have you ever sent an email, waited days, and still not got anything back? Or WORSE...received an email from them asking about items clearly outlined in said email? Welll...mayyybeee its time to send the somewhat passive-aggressive-but-oh-so-satisfying,  "PER MY LAST EMAIL", correspondence. Blue with attention getting gold/orange accent at toe, heel and cuff and lettering (PER MY LAST EMAIL), repeated pixel pattern of *ahem* the bird, the one finger salute...that's right, the middle finger in light blue. C'mon you know you've at least thought about sending this email.

One size fits most, approximately women's shoe size 7.5-12 and men's shoe size 6-11. Content: 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% other.