This is our softest black shoe. 

It might even be THE softest black shoe. For anyone. Ever. 

But it's not a competition. Suffice to say this shoe is soft enough.

We're not even sure how a softer shoe would work anyhow... like could it even remain in a shoe shape and not just dribble between your toes and off your foot?

Despite all the softness, this is a very functional shoe, and it will meet your shoe needs, above and beyond being unfathomably comfortable. 

It's made from a supple German cow hide, with our usual silky smooth calfskin lining, and our classic ICH BIN ATHEIST sole sits on its bottom.